Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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