i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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