Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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