What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
These tits shall not be calmed
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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