do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
