Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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