her vagine was all disorganized.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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