I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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