he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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