somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I need moral support for this bender
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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