By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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