doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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