she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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