I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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