I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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