Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
