no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
North Korea, Best Korea!
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
The air taste purple.
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