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(479): View more from Arkansas

Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.

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(214): View more from Texas

I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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(214): View more from Texas

Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag

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(314): View more from Missouri

my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked

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