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(413): View more from Massachusetts

that girl last night was a 15

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wait she was 15?

(413): View more from Massachusetts

no like black jack not sure if you should hit it

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(917): View more from New York City

Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.

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(619): View more from California

just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious

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(316): View more from Kansas

He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.

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(613): View more from Ontario

And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me

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