okay pat passed out under dana's car
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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