She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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