Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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