Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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