so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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