I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Couch. On fire.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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