My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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