No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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