pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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