Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
