nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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