so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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