They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I think my moral compass just broke
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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