whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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