Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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