sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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