It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So many bounce houses so little time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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