I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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