just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
