Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i think my cat just said my name.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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