youre lurking in front of me
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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