i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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