Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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