My hair reeks of homosexuality.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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