Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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