So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So here I am, sexting at work.
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