can u get pink eye on your cock?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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