Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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