after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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