i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize