The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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