I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just threw up on my dentist
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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