But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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