She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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