Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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