Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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