He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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