and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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